



OK-FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO THANK THE
HUNDREDS OF YOU WHOM WROTE THOSE
LETTERS PRAISING THE BOOTLEGGER.
 BUT AS WE ALL KNOW-A SPOILED
APPLE WILL RUIN THE BARREL,SO I
THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN READING MY HATE MAIL! HEE-HEE




#1

DEAR SIR

 I JUST RETURNED HOME FROM VACATION TO
FIND YOUR DISK WITH MY MAIL.
 I AM REQUESTING THAT YOU RETURN MY
$25 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE-NOW,IN FACT.

I DO NOT WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR MAGAZINE,NOR DO WISH TO BE ON YOUR MAILING LIST.

I DO NOT WANT CIA NUMBERS,NOR AT&T NUMBERS,NOR DO I NEED TO READ FOWL LANGUAGE
ON YOUR DISK.

 I EXPECT TO RECEIVE MY $25 IMMEDIATELY-IF NOT SOONER.
 OTHERWISE A COPY OF THIS LETTER WILL BE SENT TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU IN
MY AREA AND YOUR AREA.

                 EDWARD J. KASTL
                 2405 DOMINICA RUN
                 WINTER PARK,FL.32792

BOOTLEGGER RESPONSE-

DEAR ED-

   JUST WHAT KIND OF MAGAZINE DID YOU
THINK YOU WERE SUBSCRIBING TO-THE
CHRISTIAN GAZETTE ???
 
 SINCE THE BOOTLEGGER ISNT PROTECTED,
AND CAN BE EASILY COPIED,WE WILL CREDIT
YOUR ACCOUNT IN THE FOLLOWING MANNER.
$10 EACH RETAIL FOR THE 2 DISKS THUS
RECEIVED AND A $5 CANCELLATION FEE
WHICH LEAVES YOU WITH NO CREDIT AND
NOW YOU DONT GET THE LAST 2 ISSUES
LEFT ON YOUR SUBSCRIPTION! BUT I WILL
CONTINUE YOUR SUBSCRIPTION UNTIL I
GET A FORMAL CANCELLATION NOTICE.

 ALSO-SEND COPIES TO THE BETTER
BUSINESS BUREAU IN MY AREA(IF YOU
CAN FIND THEM! HEE-HEE) OR YOURS.
 IT MAKES FOR A GREAT RECOMMENDATION
FOR MY MAGAZINE CONSIDERING THE TYPE
OF MAGAZINE IT IS.

 EXPECT TO NEVER SEE YOUR $25 AGAIN.
NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE BOOTLEGGER IS
CALLED A PIRATE MAGAZINE! HAR-HAR

NUFF SAID-
BOOTLEG

(ANYHOW-THIS GUY DID SEND BOTH HIS
LETTER & MY RESPONSE TO THE BB BUREAU.
AND I GOT A LETTER FROM BB ASKING
BOUT MY RESONSE.WE-L-L-L MY RESPONSE
TO THE OLE BB WILL SURELY GUARANTEE
THEY NEVER AGAIN ASK ME TO RESPOND
TO THEM. HEE-HEE)





#2

TO THE BOOTLEGGER MAGAZINE-

 PUT MY NAME ON YOUR FORMER SUBSCRIBER
LIST.YOU DO NOT OWE ME A REFUND.
 I WANT NOTHING OTHER THAN TO BE REMOVED FROM EVER RECEIVING ANYTHING FROM YOU.
JUST MAKE ME A NON-PERSON ON YOUR RECORDS. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO
WHEN I TOOK THIS SUBSCRIPTION OUT.
 IN MY OPINION I DO NOT CONSIDER THIS
PUBLICATION OF BEING WORTHY OF BEING
IN MY HOME.
 NO REFUND IS NECESSARY-JUST REMOVE ALL
MENTION OF ME EVER BEING ON YOUR MAILING LIST.
                CULLEN DAVIS
                SENIOR ACCOUNT AGENT
                ALLSTATE
                5361 VIRGINIA BEACH BLVD.               VIRGINIA BEACH,VA.23462

HOME ADDRESS-   CULLEN DAVIS
                424 FAIRFAX AVE
                NORFOLK VA.23507


RESPONSE-

DEAR CULLEN-
 OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT
THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THE FIRST
AMMENDMENT.THEREFORE,SINCE I DIDNT
WRITE YOU PERSONALLY,YOU CAN REST
ASSURED THAT YOUR SUBSCRIPTION WILL BE
CANCELLED ACCORDING TO YOUR REQUEST.
 SINCE YOU WONT GET THIS ISSUE TO READ
THIS REPLY,PERHAPS ONE OF OUR READERS
WILL INFORM YOU AS TO YOUR CURRENT
STATUS! HEE-HEE

NUFF SAID-
BOOTLEG




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